This page was last updated on: November 26, 2008
Dr. Mezmer's
World of
Bad
Psychology
a semi-satirical look at modern psychology
Dr. Mezmer's Guide to Bad Psychology
Mezmer's Guide to
Love
,
Sex
, and Carburetor Repair
Mean And Cranky Links
Bad Movies: Mr. Cranky
Bad Art:: The Museum of Bad Art
Bad News: TheOnion
Bad Science: Science Made Stupid
Deep Thoughts
Ignoble Prizes
Who is that idiot Mezmer?
A jaded psychology professor who would be shunned by his professional colleagues if it came to be known that he thought they were fools.
A technical writer for IBM who thinks that psychology is not particularly written in a user friendly or even comprehensible way, and needs at the very least a GUI interface.
A psychology doctoral student who is seeking another publishing outlet, since academic journals omit all the puns from his articles.
A meek computer salesman who took his last psychology course 25 years ago, drives to places like Philadelphia, Cleveland, and Yazoo City about once a week, was fired from nearly every job he ever had, and has a mother in law from Siberia.
All of my stuff is copyrighted. However, you are free to use it for whatever (hopefully nonviolent) purposes if you email me for permission, which I will generally give unless I am having a bad hair day.
In what third world country does Mezmer write this inspired garbage? (you can take a hint from the above map)
Moldova
Cameroon
Lou-easy-ana
Tonga
France
Mezmer's Even
Worse
Attempt at Ilustrations
What would you like to see more of on this site?
more complex and erudite psychology articles that will alter the fabric of space and time.
more weird science fiction stories that merge bad psychology with Star Trek.
more insipid satirical articles on hollowed and sacred principles in psychology.
more lessons in Swedish.
more libelous, rude, and scatalogical commentary on the psychology I love; set to the tune of an infinite blog.
more self help advice from Klarg!
The Mezmer Reader
Mezmer's Pitiful Attempt at a Book
The Essential Mezmer
Great Books in Bad Psycholog
y
P L A T O N I A
Mezmer Bon Vivant
Mezmer. Evil Genius
Star Trek meets Bad Psychology
Mezmer in Reflective Mood
Mezmer and faculty of Academy of Lagado
Brains
Home Entertainment Systems of Past and Future
Gene and Mimi (Meme)
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Personal Cerebrum
Panzerfunwagen SUV
Marriage
Man's Evolutionary Tree
Moslem and Christian Heavens
What Men and Women Ponder
A Message from Our Fearless Leader
C.R.A.P. Principles of Stress Management
Really Stupid Articles
Illustrated Mezmer Selections
Ironic Articles
Dr. Chikfilet and the Un-Flow Experience
Somewhat Serious Articles
Mezmer's DSM IV (Dimwitted Syndrome Manual)
Evolutionary Psychology
Flow Experience
The Hungry Gene
A Modest Solution to the Irish Problem
Self-Determination Theory
Patton's Rude Solution
Stress Tips
Relaxation Response
Evolutionary Psychology and the Cave Babes
Chicken Poop Stories
Gramps
A Czikenfri Stak
e
The Most Stupid Motivational Story Ever Told
Trent Lobb: Your Hometown Representative
Ely, the little French boy
Please don't squeeze the cucumber!
Shakespeare in Laurel
Why am 'I' not my right kidney?
Stupid Sex Self Help Books
Creativity and the Cuckoo Clock
Gladiator Therapy
Logical Defect Checklist
Socrates doesn't live here anymore
Freud and the Cigar
Left handers conquer the world!
Bush secretly funds bad psychology projects!
Quack Syndomes of Modern Times
An Evolutionary Fairy Tale
Miscellaneous
Meditation, Britney Spears, and a Knock-knock joke
Mezmer's Big Bad Book of Behaviorism
Worst Psychologist Ever?
Big Bad Behaviorism Page
Incestuous Psychology
csikszentmihalyi_one.html
csikszentmihalyi_two.html
csikszentmihalyi_three.html
csikszentmihalyi_four.html
Mezmer's Dictionary of Bad Psychology
Dumb Self Help Advice
ben n gone tech
PLATONIA STORIES: Or when Star Trek meets Odd psychology
Busty Amazon Babes In Lust
Winny the Computer
Ants
A Turing Test
Eye of the Beholder
The reason why you bozos should write to me at
mozartguy AT gmail.com.
(yup, that's my real email)
Mezmer's Itty Bitty Self Help Book
Mezmer's Blog
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Why it would be not be wise to send Dr. Mezmer a contribution
Relational Frame Theory
The Cinderella Effect.
Mindfulness and Magic
Mezmer's Stress Book
New! Illustrated Mezmer Dictionary of Bad Psychology, with 60 never before seen definitions!
Dr. Mezmer's Psychopedia of Bad Psychology
Now available at
lulu.com
7/27/08 The Eligible Bachelor Paradox and the Velociraptors of doom!
Psychology News You
Can't
Use!
New Articles on Bad Psychology
8/3/2008
Mindfulness Meditation Fights Aids!
7/31/2008
The Audacity of Stupid
7/30/2008
Sarcasm Evolved!
7/30/2008 The Tyranny of Swamps
7/31/2008
The N Word
8/1/2008
Mindfulness Meditation causes brain rot!
8/01/2008
Pavlovian Politics
8/08/2008
On the planet Nintendo
8/09/2008 Antonio Damasio reinvents the wheel
8/10/2008 Keeping up with the Chens
8/13/2008 Captain Kirk's Explosive Question
8/19/2008 New Dictionary Words!
8/21/2008 Humongous Article on Damasio's Somatic Marker Hypothesis
8/28/2008 Please and Thank You!
8/30/2008 Jaak Panksepp & Attila's Gold
10/12/2008
Cinderella Mindfulness
11/24/1009
I,
Phone
Archives
11/25/2009
Regression Towards Meanness
